stupidest thing I did today

Today instead of wearing my boyfriends blue plaid pj pants under my black work jeans like would have been smart and cosy and kept me warm I wore those overworked pants. As soon as I got to work i bent down to pick up a napkin someone dropped and i heard a horrendous riip and I was like no noo it can’t be. But it was. There is now a very significant tear right below my right butt cheek and I am only 1 hr into my 12 hr shift. Pray for me!